At history I'm hopeless. At spelling I stink. In music I'm useless. From science I shrink. At art I'm atrocious. In sports I'm a klutz. At reading I'm rotten. And math makes me nuts. At language I'm lousy. Computers? I'm cursed. In drama I'm dreadful. My writing's the worst. There's only one subject I'm sure I would pass, but they don't teach video games in my class. --Kenn Nesbitt